Hey! I hope your Holidays are going great! I’m sitting here crying and eating exactly 170 calories of a Hershey’s chocolate Santa! I just watched an ad for “Google Help-Outs” and it showed a bunch of people interacting over their computers and I thought to myself, “That’s what I’ll be doing with most of … Continue reading
Category Archives: Life
Tiny Victories
This is going to be one of those weird posts about nothing because I’m sitting at a car repair place with nothing but my Iphone and the wordpress app. I had a serious “yes!” moment last night. I have always loved perfume. I’ve also always been scared of it. Specifically, I’ve always been terrified of … Continue reading
Korean Dramas Are Ruining My Life
So last week I blogged about this jaw surgery I had and how it was a much bigger deal than I thought it would be. Just so you don’t think I’m being over dramatic (I’m always over dramatic…) my oral surgeon even made a comment to Napkin about how I am a “light-weight” who will … Continue reading
On The Road Wife
Whew. So now that you know my BIG NEWS I can blog about normal life again. It’s going to be weird. Now that I’m the “property” of a “company” I’ll have to come up with even more weird pseudonyms and nicknames for stuff. So be on the look-out for that, haha. Here’s a picture of … Continue reading
Okay! I Can Tell You Now.
So a little while ago, I posted a really weird, cryptic post about some big things that have been going on. I was quickly sworn to secrecy after that. But the deal is done now– and despite having to leave out a few details…I can publicly announce it. For the 2014 season, I have signed … Continue reading
TOO MUCH NATURE!!!
Really quick update about the heart attack I just had. Napkin and I visited his grandparents this weekend and got back this afternoon. Molly has been super weird all day and we just couldn’t figure out why she was so high strung. Napkin was feeling romantic and so we started a little fire on our … Continue reading
Chuh Chuh Chuh Changes.
I can’t say a lot right now. I know that’s so frustrating and lame but I can’t. All I can tell you is that, on Monday, I will make a huge decision that will change everything. If you’ve got any spare vibes, I could really use the good ones. Continue reading
Molly.
Man. I have wanted to write this post for SO LONG! So many things have gotten in the way, though! I got up this morning with a terrible head cold so I cleared my schedule (sorry, laundry) and decided to stick it out in bed and write you the happiest story of my year. I … Continue reading
What I Ate Wednesday!
Let’s take it back, yall. Way back. Like two weeks ago, back. Before everything went bananas in a banana basket (gross.) Let’s take it back…to HALLOWEEN. So what did I eat, you ask? That’s right. A shit ton of candy. But that’s not all! I also ate… are.. you.. ready… A ton. A ton of … Continue reading
Catching Up Or Breaking Down.
Guys. Life. You know… LIFE. I blogged the day before my birthday last week and was all like, “man… things have been wild… I’ll blog more soon.” Then everything hit a very big, very messy life fan. Napkin decided to stay home from work for my birthday (which was wonderful, because we never get to … Continue reading
Tying The Knot With Napkin 